Pride gets you nowhere. What matters to you is making work that expresses how you feel and telling a story that compels others in a positive way. You cannot let this abhorrent lumpface stand in your way. A new power awakens in you! “Argumentum ad hominem...the power to deflect anything the opposition says back at them...” You know understand how to defeat Mammon. (Why are you a teacher?) “Well, it is fulfilling to see others...” (So you failed at whatever medium you liked and chose the easy way out) “N-no! Teaching is important! Without teachers, how would people learn!??” (You teach others how to teach, then they teach others how to teach...an eternity of eating your own ass. How boring...) “You—you little creep! How dare you undermine my career...I...” (You’re not capable of doing anything meaningful, are you? You just want to control others and mold them into the image you want to be, but are not good enough to achieve. Foolish, so foolish…) “I...YOU….I’M NOT….ARGHHHHH, NOOOOOO!!!!!” You throw his enmity back at him in the form of a giant calculus book! “Oh dear, I seem to have underestimated you How can anything feel good if we don’t take pride in our work? Is it possible to make work without the interference of the ego? Perhaps you can, but that remains to be seen...” “Entonces...class is...dismissed." You have defeated Mammon! The world begins to blur before your eyes...and then...