You awaken to the sound of students shuffling out the door. Somehow you managed to sleep through the entirety of the class period without your teacher noticing. This is called a “jackpot” in layman terms. You probably should get going because your next class is in 15 minutes. As you go downstairs, you decide to go visit the student gallery. Nothing warms your heart and wakes you up more than looking at abstract art and wacky, indecipherable videos of meat men mumbling loudly and making out with each other! Cutting edge and progressive ideas right there! On one occasion you even thought about submitting your own work to the gallery, but the prospect of spending $20 for the potential chance at it being shown deterred you. Your level of “avant-garde” is far too low for that. As you sit at the bench, the low rumble of weird video sounds and swirling abstract paintings begins to lull you to a deep slumber... …Loud howling sounds awaken you. Although these are completely normal sounds for an art school, you are now aware that you aren't in your art school anymore. In fact, this place resembles...the Museum of Modern Art! Most of this art is awful, but at least Chuck Close is here to comfort you during troubling times. His handsome ruggedness and attention to fine detail sends shivers down your spine. >Your confidence has increased by 20. Something dreadful overtakes takes your senses, a feeling you had long-forgotten. The feeling of....western art history lectures. You thought that nightmare was over, but deep inside you knew that art history never truly ends. In the corner of your eye, you spot a familiar figure. “Ahhhh, so we meet at last! Welcome to my humble abode! I assume you're here for the tour, no? What tour? Oh forgive my manners, I have yet to properly introduce myself. My name is GHENT, THE CURATOR OF CULTURE. My vocation in life is to guide new artists towards a path of supreme greatness! (This creature strongly resembles your old art history teacher, but with a miniature ghent altarpiece on her head.) (...but she smells incredibly -dead-) “My, my, oh my! Where shall we ever begin??? Let's discuss the most important aspect of art...INTEGRITY! Sure, value, color, hue, brushstrokes, composition and craftsmonstership are all useful traits in art, but an artist is nothing without their INTEGRITY. Being morally righteous and avoiding making WEIRD AND OFFENSE decisions in art is what all the hip kids do nowadays!” “I could go on and on, but I can see what your heart truly desires. You want to...go on a date with me!??? My, my, oh my!!” How do you respond?