Thankfully, you already forgot what just happened. Things are back to normal and now you can press on to whatever class you were going to. As long as you go to each class systematically, you'll eventually you'll hit the nail on the head. Easy every time!
It doesn't help that the color scheme keeps changing abruptly. Art schools sure are needlessly confusing. Luckily you're on the right floor this week and won't make the same mistake where you sit through a lecture on wood carving. It was a traumatizing event that will be forever etched into the annals of your memory. Finally, you find your class and swiftly step into your favorite seat in the front. Strangely enough, no one else is here. You lie your head down as you wait for the class to fill up and think about things. Maybe you should ask some people out to lunch in your class, but you know they will blow you off like usual. As your frustration level increases, the air in the room grows foul and your vision wavers. The strange sensation overwhelms you as a figure begins to form at the teacher's podium. “Salutations, my dearest pupil! I am MAMMON, THE PROGENITOR OF PURPOSE, but you may call me Professor Mammon. Your other teacher has unfortunately died...HORRIBLY. It was a tragedy told in seven parts! Luckily, I'm here to save you from a boring day of aimless procrastination and extraneous sleep. Entonces, for today's lesson, we're going to talk about philosophy! More specifically, we'll discuss the importance of purpose. “The main reason you're here in college is to find your role in life. Without purpose, people just end up as janitors, hobos or even worse, working in retail. Entonces, college is here to mold you into the person you were always meant to be. General studies class are exactly what a well-minded student needs to transform into a being of immense influence. The well-rounded nature of these classes mean you understand such an amazing breadth of information and makes your resume that much more impressive! General studies classes are most certainly not a huge waste of time and money designed to entrap students into a vicious cycle of debt, stress and misery for no logical reason. They are practical classes that give you purpose in life. Oh....what's this up my sleeve?" “It's your favorite subject.....Calculus!!! I bet you can't wait to find all those slopes and answer elaborate word problems! So exciting and useful!!!!” >Your desire to vomit blood has increased by 5 “Enough fun for now, time for a pop quiz! What is my name?”