Integrity is for the birds...wait, that’s a terrible analogy. Integrity is for chumps! Yeah! In order to get what you want in life, you have to get your hands dirty, so...hey, wait Why are you wearing a skirt now? What does this have to do with integrity?? This is even more awkward because you forgot to wear underwear today… Anyways, a new power surges within you! "Argumentum ad ignorantiam...what is true must be proven false, and vice-versa…" You now understand how to defeat Ghent. (Hey Ghent, maybe you should put out that fire that’s engulfing your body) “What nonsense do you speak of? I am not on fire” (Sure you are. By all means, explain to me how you aren’t on fire) “Well, I am not physically on fire. I would feel the flames burning me and I do not.” (Did you ever stop to think that you’ve grown so distant from yourself that even being on fire feels like nothing to you? Just look at you, you clearly put yourself second) “Oh...this is true. I rarely ever think about myself. I just never have time with all my work...I neglect my friends too. Wow, this is getting real.” (Once you start making time for yourself and accept life for what it is, then you’ll finally be happy) “You are so right! I can’t believe I ignored so much of myself. I feel a burning passion coming alive! I...” “Huh, I guess I was engulfed in flames the whole time! How clumsy of me. But thank you so much for your touching words. You managed to throw your pants...integrity away and carved a new path in your life. I am so proud of your ability to think outside of the box... Pollock is smiling down from above. Can you live without integrity and still make meaningful work? I hope so.” "IF YOU CAN’T DO IT WITH STYLE, THEN IT’S NOT WORTH DOING AT ALL!” Ghent explodes in an outrageous gout of flames. You have defeated Ghent! As you walk towards the exit, the room distorts around you and…