After hauling ass and playing a game of dodge ball with traffic, you finally arrive at your beloved art building. The odor of terrible fast food permeates from the building and puts an unbreakable grimace upon your face. You must persevere the smell of eggs and bacon for the next 6 hours. How terrible!
However, something feels eerie and of about the building. Normally it’s much brighter at this time of day and far less menacing. Oh, right, today is when a solar eclipse takes place. What a strange turn of events that has no impact on your day whatsoever! You carefully drag your feet slowly towards the door as to avoid entering class a minute too soon. Life is far too short not to take advantage of free procrastination. As your hand grips the handle on the door, the world starts feeling rather heavy. Was skipping breakfast a good idea? Regardless, the boat sailed the moment you woke up late. You reassure yourself that nothing is wrong, nor can anything make this day wors-