The sun shines brightly upon a new day and you sip gently on your latte.

 

 

 

 

 

 

As you turn on your pc in preparation for a long day of drawing, you think to yourself:

 

“What a beautiful day to draw giant animal dicks!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Being a popular hyper artist on Furaffinity sure is a lot of work. Your commission wait-list is staggering and people are constantly begging for art from you. Posting a new image is a guaranteed 1000 views and favorites within 5 minutes. It can be overwhelming being a successful furry porn artist, but you somehow manage to deal with the burden of being loved and praised by others.

 

 

 

 

Someone has sent you a note on your account. Normally you completely ignore what everyone says to you unless they’re as popular or more popular than you, but you decide to humor this poor fellow and pretend to care about what they have to say.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

. . .

 

 

Uhhhh, what?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What.

 

 

In.

 

 

The.

 

 

Actual.

 

 

FUUUUCKKKKKKKK!????

 

 

Who does this dense motherfucker think he is? How DARE he draw illicit artwork of your non-sexual personal character without YOUR consent!? Oh they are so screwed now.

You have TEN THOUSAND FOLLOWERS that will hang and quarter this shitter faster than they can send an apology note. There is no escaping the wrath of a HIGHLY respected FURRY ARTIST!!!.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You are literally shaking. This is unacceptable!!! RAWRGHGHHHH!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Life is unfair