You jam that key into the appropriate hole and enjoy the satisfaction of having solved a complex puzzle. Oh joy, it’s a portal into another dimension! WARGHHHHRAAWRRRRRR-okay it pretty much instantly transferred you. This place is most certainly the golden palace of Versailles in France. This is a soul-crushing disappointment because you were REALLY looking forward to a cool adventure in an ancient pyramid. Dreams never work the way you want them. As you prepare yourself to break every last mirror in this gaudy restaurant called palace, Obis slips out of the shadows...except he looks a tab bit more...curvy. “Whew, that was such a rough puzzle. You DID it! Sorry it took me so long, I had forgot to put on clothes AGAIN! Don’t you hate it when people see you completely naked? I don’t! They should take a closer look! But anyways, I’m fully clothed and exactly the same as I was before. Now it’s time to barf out my exposition about ambition and watch you roll your eyes! Warhhhhawroooooooo!!!!! Alright dude, let’s get this shit rolling!” Obis walks up to a painting of a man in a fancy wig that looks like a slob. “See, this magnificent fucker is BRIMMING with ambition. Louis the XIV, also known as the Sun King. The dude saw himself as the righteous hand of God and delivered paradise upon his dumb little peasants. By paradise I mean starvation and death! He really hated those funky-ass Huguenot protestants and replaced the Edict of Nantes with the Edict of Fontainebleau, which destroyed their churches and expunged protestant clergy from his country! Woo lad, that lost France nearly a million work laborers and plunged the country in famine and turmoil just BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT. That was on top of all the wars he loved throwing out left and right. You think he cared? His is a face of a man that doesn’t give a FUCK about anyone that worships God the WRONG way.” “His ambition is so delightful. Did you know that he ate 12 times a day because he had a freakishly large stomach? The dude indulged his pig face with merriment while his people suffered and died from his actions. That’s so fucking HOT! If I could go back in time, I would have him drench my face with his-------" "***PEARLY WHITE AMBITION!***” (You are trying your best to ignore this, but this is getting really awkward) >Your level of discomfort has increased to “worried panic” “Now for some user input to break up the tedium of reading. This is called a ‘black mirror’ because it reflects the true self. Stare deep into it and tell me what lies beyond.”